Big Eyed Molly: MN for Marriage
Today MN for Marriage called the police on me. On Sunday I called them and filled up their answering machine with nothing, no one answered that day. Today I just called them asking them how their day was going and I told them I was going swimming. I did this 24 times. The guy who answered called…
This cracked me up: instead of the bus driver telling someone in the back to keep their voice down or end their phone call soon, an off-duty bus driver sat in the back to have a loud phone conversation.
“So I says to him, I says, “That’s what I’m talking about. That’s exactly what I just said, and I told you this not one minute ago.” So he says to me, he says, “What are you talking about?” He says, “What? What does that even mean? What is this conversation about? Why are we talking about this? What are we even saying anymore?” So I says to him, I says, “I’m talking exactly about what we’re talking about, how I was telling you about this a minute ago, and I was telling you that this, what we’re talking about, is what we’re talking about. I’m talking about us talking about what we’re talking about, and what we’re talking about is and has been talking about us talking about what we’re talking about.” Then his head blew up, so I paid for our cappuccinos and went to the Aster.”
— Christian Fredrickson, What We Talk About When We Talk About What We’re Talking About
It, As It Is Done Wrongly
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Bubbly Teenage Girl in Twins Jersey:
Can't spell "win" without "Twin!"
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Bubbly Friend Also in Twins Jersey:
I think you got that backward.
