Two old guys cleaning up 15th Street, where it runs overhead of 35W.

Minneapolis stands proudly, if briefly, in the background.

That stop sign? It’s on a bike bridge. It doesn’t apply to pedestrians, and cars can’t go there. It is only for cyclists, yet no cyclist will stop for a bike-only stop sign. They don’t stop for regular stop signs or red lights, either.

90% of cyclists are criminals. They like to make themselves out to be victims, but no. The broad, visible majority are ignorant, arrogant, law-breaking criminals.

When biking, it’s very important to bring your helmet.

…Not to wear it, of course. Just strap it on somewhere and carry it around. If you get into an accident, rest assured it will fling itself upward and secure itself upon your head. The rest of the time, you can flaunt your glamorous rockstar hairdo and not cramp your style.

What does “no bikes on sidewalk” mean?

Same thing those little stop signs mean along the Greenway bike path:

Jobs for sign-makers. And that’s it.